The spiritual song, which make me forget the whole world whenever i listen to it......
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Monday, October 31, 2011
The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
1."What are you thinking?" 2."Do you love me?" 3."Do I look fat?" 4."Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5."What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1. "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a. x-udball b. Football c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you. e. How he would spend the insurance money if you died. 2. "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include: a. I suppose so. b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c. That depends on what you mean by "love". d. Does it matter? e. Who, me? 3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include: a. I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b. Compared to what? c. A little extra weight looks good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 4. "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include: a. Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b. I don't know how one goes about rating such things. c. Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d. Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 5. "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Things which I like in My best Friend Demetrius ( Pet Name Demet)
- He can always cheer me
up.
- We have tons of inside
jokes.
- His hand shivers whenever
he talks to stranger particularly girls….lolz
- We have 100020013457809 things in common.
- He has my back when I need him.
- He makes me laugh every
time i cry within 3 minutes.
- He HAS to tell me
everything or he'd die
- We hate the same people
- I am smarter than him…lol
- I trust him for whatever
he do for me
- We had never fought
in these 7 years of friendship…. (Touchwood)
- He is always there for me.
- He’s AWESOME!
- He is an awesome cook.
- He puts up with me
no matter what!
- He helps me grow up
- He accepts me as a
friend for who I am
- He can make me laugh
until I cry, every time.
- We both love the
exact same things.
- He's the only one I
feel comfortable telling all of my secrets to, and he feels the same about
me.
- We make up code words
in the middle of conversations with other friends and we know exactly what
the other person is talking about.
- He'll always drop
everything to help me.
- His goofy laugh♥
- We can have hour
long conversations about absolutely nothing
- We're horrible to
each other but we know that it doesn't mean anything.
- He smile at my silly
jokes.
- He praise me for small
qualities.
- He never care about his
future
- We both like watching
movies in the theater..
30. I love that you
are my best friend in the whole
world and always have been
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
25 things about my Best Friend Manisha Pinto
- She annoys me to death.
- I'm allowed to torture her. :P .
- She keeps me from hurting the guys who likes her. Otherwise he would bleed.
- She never listens to me…
- She never comes to me for any personal advice….lolz
- She's super nice, smart, beautiful, great, awesome, and amazingly wonderful.
- Even on her bad days, somehow she remains beautiful, heart and all.
- I can be nut so and crazy around her and never think twice about it.
- She hates my walking style..;)
- she knows everything about me
- She hates if I lie to her
- She doesn't let me make fun of my name.
- She's smarter than me
- I trust her more than anyone
- We have NOTHING in common.
- We fight, but its always short-lived.
- She is always there for me.
- She’s AWESOME!
- She’s honest.
- She makes me feel weak whenevr she don't answer to my call or reply to messages.
- She forgives me when I make mistakes.
- She always knows what I mean when I speak.
- She is dependable, trustworthy and sweet.
- She has an answer for everything.
- I can talk about any and every subject with her.
I love her to death! Thx For being my frnd....
50 INTERSETING FACTS ABOUT ME
- When I was young I worried
that I would still be playing cricket when I was an adult, and it would
make me an outsider…..
- I've never broken a limb or
been in hospital( Touchwood) ;)
- My favourite ice cream is Kulfi
- I once ran away from home
at age 6 with my neighbor child…..It is said by our parents tat v wen in a
search of a man who gave us balloon
- I love sleeping late night
- I
am afraid of the dark
- I like ma
native place
- I love my family………..:)
- I love being in love
- I don't believe in love at
first sight
- I have a problem with
procrastination
- I appreciate my mother
- I think about my mistakes
- I feel lucky that I have
been loved by my friends
- If I had the chance to
start again, I would do almost everything differently
- I've never been cool. I
kind of go my own way, which is un-cool, apparently.
- I remember me having
chicken pox at the age of 8.
- I really really hate being
sick.
- People who make me laugh
fascinate me. Especially when its a sarcastic or caustic remark that does
it
- I can't think of that many
things to write about myself!
- My favorite actor Surya and
Vijay & actress Asin, Sada( All from Kollywood)
- I always wanted to be in a
real haunted house and have to stay the night with a group of my friends
- I love to read. Especially
when its cold and raining and I'm inside
- I hate weddings. They're
boring and stressful.
- I love mashed potato. Any
potato dish really
- I can't sing, but I still
love to anyway.
- I get a sore back pretty
easily.
- My favourite color is blue,
which is boring because almost everyone elses is too
- I love pillow fights
- I have a weakness for Mc’ds
Filo-to-fish , Cheese popcorn & Coke.
- Non-veg food is my
favourite
- I like music with sad
lyrics. This does not make me permanently depressive, however
- I cannot keep my room tidy.
- I miss old friends
sometimes but realise our parting was probably for the best
- I don't like football,
soccer, tennis, the Olympics or anything competitive really
- I am not competitive
- I am good at gardening.
- I once caught a cricket
ball in my hair and became the most popular player for the day
- I don't really like a lot
of chocolate
- My favourite movie is HAHK,
Any horror movies
- My boss once made me cry for
not doing service tax calculation properly….It was fun
- Above all programs I worked,
I hate Lotus Notes the most
- If I were a cartoon character,
I'd be Olive oil from the Popye Show.
- If I were an animal, I'd be
a Owl. As I go late to bed at night :)
- I'm passionate about music
and have a pretty diverse taste
- I'm not in the least bit
original, but praise others for being so
- I hate noise waking me up.
- I don't do walking.
- Rich food and a lot of
laughs = the perfect night out (or in, depending) which I had wit my best
frnds
- I miss my old life
sometimes.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
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