Monday, October 31, 2011

Kanda Sashti Kavasam

The spiritual song, which make me forget the whole world whenever i listen to it......

The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask

1."What are you thinking?" 
2."Do you love me?" 
3."Do I look fat?" 
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?" 
5."What would you do if I died?" 
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is 
guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or 
divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is 
to say dishonestly. For example: 

1. "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this 
question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been 
pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, 
wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful 
woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met 

Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance 
whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the 
time, which was most likely one of five things: 
a. x-udball 
b. Football 
c. How fat you are. 
d. How much prettier she is than you. 
e. How he would spend the insurance money if you died. 

2. "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this 
question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need 
to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." 

Wrong answers include: 
a. I suppose so. 
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes. 
c. That depends on what you mean by "love". 
d. Does it matter? 
e. Who, me? 

3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this 
question is to confidently and emphatically state, 
"No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. 

Wrong answers include: 
a. I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you 
thin either. 
b. Compared to what? 
c. A little extra weight looks good on you. 
d. I've seen fatter. 
e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about 
your insurance policy. 

4. "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in 
the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by 
you were starring at so hard that you almost caused a 
traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just 
saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you 
are much prettier." 

Wrong answers include: 
a. Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. 
b. I don't know how one goes about rating such things. 

c. Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. 
d. Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. 
e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about 
your insurance policy. 

5. "What would you do if I died?" 
Correct answer: 
"Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, 
life would cease to have meaning for me and I would 
perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the 
first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." 

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Things which I like in My best Friend Demetrius ( Pet Name Demet)

  1. He can always cheer me up. 
  2. We have tons of inside jokes. 
  3. His hand shivers whenever he talks to stranger particularly girls….lolz
  4.  We have 100020013457809 things in common. 
  5.  He has my back when I need him. 
  6. He makes me laugh every time i cry within 3 minutes.
  7. He HAS to tell me everything or he'd die 
  8. We hate the same people 
  9. I am smarter than him…lol 
  10. I trust him for whatever he do for me
  11. We had never fought in these 7 years of friendship…. (Touchwood)
  12. He is always there for me. 
  13. He’s AWESOME! 
  14. He is an awesome cook. 
  15. He puts up with me no matter what!
  16. He helps me grow up 
  17. He accepts me as a friend for who I am 
  18. He can make me laugh until I cry, every time.
  19. We both love the exact same things.
  20. He's the only one I feel comfortable telling all of my secrets to, and he feels the same about me. 
  21. We make up code words in the middle of conversations with other friends and we know exactly what the other person is talking about. 
  22. He'll always drop everything to help me. 
  23. His goofy laugh♥ 
  24. We can have hour long conversations about absolutely nothing 
  25. We're horrible to each other but we know that it doesn't mean anything. 
  26. He smile at my silly jokes.
  27. He praise me for small qualities.
  28. He never care about his future
  29. We both like watching movies in the theater..
30.  I love that you are my best friend in the whole world and always have been

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

25 things about my Best Friend Manisha Pinto

  1. She annoys me to death. 
  2. I'm allowed to torture her. :P . 
  3. She keeps me from hurting the guys who likes her. Otherwise he would bleed. 
  4. She never listens to me…
  5. She never comes to me for any personal advice….lolz
  6. She's super nice, smart, beautiful, great, awesome, and amazingly wonderful. 
  7. Even on her bad days, somehow she remains beautiful, heart and all. 
  8. I can be nut so and crazy around her and never think twice about it. 
  9. She hates my walking style..;)
  10. she knows everything about me
  11. She hates if I lie to her
  12. She doesn't let me make fun of my name. 
  13. She's smarter than me 
  14. I trust her more than anyone 
  15. We have NOTHING in common. 
  16. We fight, but its always short-lived. 
  17. She is always there for me. 
  18. She’s AWESOME! 
  19. She’s honest. 
  20. She makes me feel weak whenevr she don't answer to my call or reply to messages.
  21. She forgives me when I make mistakes.
  22. She always knows what I mean when I speak.
  23. She is dependable, trustworthy and sweet.
  24. She has an answer for everything.
  25. I can talk about any and every subject with her.
I love her to death! Thx For being my frnd....


  1. When I was young I worried that I would still be playing cricket when I was an adult, and it would make me an outsider…..
  2. I've never broken a limb or been in hospital( Touchwood) ;)
  3. My favourite ice cream is Kulfi
  4. I once ran away from home at age 6 with my neighbor child…..It is said by our parents tat v wen in a search of a man who gave us balloon
  5. I love sleeping late night
  6. I am afraid of the dark
  7. I like ma native place
  8. I love my family………..:)
  9. I love being in love
  10. I don't believe in love at first sight
  11. I have a problem with procrastination
  12. I appreciate my mother
  13. I think about my mistakes
  14. I feel lucky that I have been loved by my friends
  15. If I had the chance to start again, I would do almost everything differently
  16. I've never been cool. I kind of go my own way, which is un-cool, apparently.
  17. I remember me having chicken pox at the age of 8.
  18. I really really hate being sick.
  19. People who make me laugh fascinate me. Especially when its a sarcastic or caustic remark that does it
  20. I can't think of that many things to write about myself!
  21. My favorite actor Surya and Vijay & actress Asin, Sada( All from Kollywood)
  22. I always wanted to be in a real haunted house and have to stay the night with a group of my friends
  23. I love to read. Especially when its cold and raining and I'm inside
  24. I hate weddings. They're boring and stressful.
  25. I love mashed potato. Any potato dish really
  26. I can't sing, but I still love to anyway.
  27. I get a sore back pretty easily.
  28. My favourite color is blue, which is boring because almost everyone elses is too
  29. I love pillow fights
  30. I have a weakness for Mc’ds Filo-to-fish , Cheese popcorn & Coke.
  31. Non-veg food is my favourite
  32. I like music with sad lyrics. This does not make me permanently depressive, however
  33. I cannot keep my room tidy.
  34. I miss old friends sometimes but realise our parting was probably for the best
  35. I don't like football, soccer, tennis, the Olympics or anything competitive really
  36. I am not competitive
  37. I am good at gardening.
  38. I once caught a cricket ball in my hair and became the most popular player for the day
  39. I don't really like a lot of chocolate
  40. My favourite movie is HAHK, Any horror movies
  41. My boss once made me cry for not doing service tax calculation properly….It was fun
  42. Above all programs I worked, I hate Lotus Notes the most
  43. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Olive oil from the Popye Show.
  44. If I were an animal, I'd be a Owl. As I go late to bed at night :)
  45. I'm passionate about music and have a pretty diverse taste
  46. I'm not in the least bit original, but praise others for being so
  47. I hate noise waking me up.
  48. I don't do walking.
  49. Rich food and a lot of laughs = the perfect night out (or in, depending) which I had wit my best frnds
  50. I miss my old life sometimes.